I want to be reincarnated into something like a snake, so that maybe the next reincarnation can speak parseltongue. please excuse me while i work on my slithering.
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers, via a-rock-and-roll-nerd)
